[ Предположительная тональность: D ] Verse: D , A , G Pre Chorus: Bm , G , D , A , G Chorus: D , A , G , Bm , A [KEY CHANGE] CHORUS: E , B , A , Cm , B D , A , G INTRO [Spoken] D Instead of people actually telling their stories A You just got a bunch of millionaire metrosexuals that have never done a hard days work in their lives G But instead of just sort of figuring out the phrases and the words that they can pander into their crowd with D They just sort of list these words and phrases off A mad-lib style in every song and pander to them G Words like... VERSE [Sung] D Dirt road Cold beer A Blue jeans G Red pickup D Rural noun, simple adjective [Spoken] A , G And when you're not singing you just talk in the middle like this D No shoes No shirt A No Jews G You didn't hear that [Spoken] D You also didn't not hear it A , G PRE CHORUS Bm I walk and talk like a field hand G But the boots I'm wearing cost five grand D A I write songs about riding tractors G From the comfort of a private jet CHORUS D I can sing in mandarin A And still know I'm pandering G Hunting deer and chasing trout Bm A Cold Bud Light with the logo facing out D Hear that subtle mandolin A That's textbook pandering G Bm I own a private ranch that I rarely use A INTERLUDE [Spoken] D , A , G One verse, one chorus in the bag Now it's time to talk to the ladies I am hoping my Southern charm offsets all these rape-y vibes I'm putting out VERSE [Sung] D Good girl In a straw hat A G With her arms out in a corn field D , A , G That's a scarecrow sorry. Thought that was a human woman. start that over again D Cold night Cold beer A Cold jeans G Strike that last one D I want you A I hope you're feeling me [Spoken] G Once again just talking in the middle PRE CHORUS Bm We go to bed and you doze off G So I take your country girl clothes off D I put my hands on your body A G It feels like hay, it's a fucking scarecrow again CHORUS D White mics and pampering A Fuck your ears I'm pandering G I write songs for the people who do Bm A Jobs in the towns that I've never moved to D Legalize gerrymandering A Tolerate my pandering G You got a beautiful mouth Bm I got a beautiful dick. [Spoken] A You dumb motherfuckers want a key change? [KEY CHANGE] CHORUS E Thematically meandering B phatically pandering A I got a tight grip on my demo's balls C#m B Say the word "truck" and they jizz in their overalls E You don't know what land you're in B I'm in the land of pandering A And I'll be upfront C#m B E I do what I do cause I'm a total fucking cun-try boy