[ Предположительная тональность: D ] Crazy ABC?s Barenaked Ladies I've endeavoured to lay it out by when Edd & Steve's lines are, Intro D, G, E, A A Hey Steve. Hey Ed, that sounds nice, what is it? Thank you, it's a, it's an alphabet song I'm working on. Oh great, a whole new alphabet, I just learned the old one. D G A D A is for aisle, B is for bdellium, G E A C is for czar, And if you see him would you mind telling him? Okay, hang on a second, yeah aisle, bdellium? Yeah, aisle like a, like a theater. Alright, okay and bdellium? Bdellium, it's a, it?s a gum like tree resin, it starts with a silent B. And then czar? Yeah, it's uh like a Russian czar, You know everybody knows apple, ball and cat, I wanted to get into some, you know some stranger words. Right, I see what you're doing. D G A D D is for djinn, E for Euphrates, G E A F is for fohn, but not like when I call the ladies. I thought phone started with a P like a Ph. No, it's F O H N, it's a, it's a kind of wind. Yeah, I know what you mean by wind. D G A D G for gnarly, I for irk, H is for hour, G E A J for jalapeño, good in either corn or flour. Tortillas, let us rhyme D G A D K is for knick knack, L is for llama. Pramma, llama, ding, what's so strange about llama? Llama, it starts with two L's. What's the second one for? No idea I know, Loser. G A D G M for mnemonic, N is for ndomo, O is for Ouija board D G A D G P for pneumonia, pterodactyl and psychosis, Q is for qat E A Okay, Q? Qat? What? Yeah, it's uh Q A T, it's an evergreen shrub. It's a perfect scrabble word, because it's a Q with no U, there's not many of those. You have too much time on your hands. D G R is for Argyle, A D No it isn't Okay, you're right, I couldn't find a good R word D G A D S is for Saar, a lovely German river, G E A T for tsunami, a wave that makes me quiver. D G A D U is for urn, but not like earning money, G E A V for vraisemblance from French and therefore kind of funny. D G A D W for wren, wrinkly and who, G E A X is for Xian, an ancient Chinese city, true. Ancient Chinese city, huh? My guitar player, some hotshot. D G A D Y is for yiperite, a very nasty gas, G E A and zed's the final letter and by final I mean last. A (until the end) Okay, when you say zed for the benefit of our American friends, You really mean Zee, right? No, I mean zed, like, like Zed Zed Top. Zed Zed Top? Yeah, you know the guys with the big long beards well, except the guy whose name is Beard, he has a moustache. I always thought that was interesting. You done with the alphabet? No, extra letters I haven't heard of? I think so. This was a great help, I think with the contribution you made to world literacy Well, I'm just saying, kids I'm just saying, think outside the box a little bit. Box with an R! Yeah, well, no box with a B A L K S like a pitcher Ah, as opposed to B A C H S Right, think outside the box, get into some Rochmaninov That's Rochmaninov with a W. Brought to you by ChuffersDanube