[ Предположительная тональность: G ] G Em If I had a cigarette for every time a perfect stranger asked me for a cigarette C G then I'd have enough cigarettes to get me through the day. G Em And if I had some spare change every time a perfect stranger asked me for some spare change C D then I'd have enough spare change to take care of these bills I need to pay. Em C D Em C Am And dude I know that times are tough but that does not mean that you can have my stuff G Em So how about a ride? I can drive you to the shelter C D We can eat dinner at the Andre house and you can even take a shower Em C D Am Cause I think you deserve much more than a smoke and 50 cents Em C D Am You deserve to be self-sufficient and buy your own cigarettes Em C D Am D G D Oh, when the saints, oh, when the saints, oh when the saints go marching in G C G D G They will feed you so much pizza that you'll forget about the rut that you are in G C Oh, when the saints, Oh, when the saints, oh when the saints come marching in G D C Well I'm sure they'll feel so much better with the illusion D G that they are helping out those sinners C D G when all they really do is buy those so called sinners shitty dinners C D Like 5 dollar Hot and Ready pizzas and high fructose corn syrup punch G C You diabetic and apathetic, wondering when they will bring you lunch G C G D G to the park they keep you in, when the saints go marching in G Em So I wish I had a cigarette for every time a perfect stranger asked me for a cigarette C Am? G but I wonder what a cigarette will really do to help that person out G Em I wish to God I had some spare change for every time a perfect stranger asked me for some spare change C Am? G but there's not enough spare change in the world to make such an empty gesture count.