[ Предположительная тональность: C ] C F C G C F C G C C C F I broke my promise on a very sharp rock C G and I was possessed by something quite unfriendly C G Am F and I was haunted by a demon in my sleep C G C and that's how I learned how to survive C C F and I gave a beer to a bum that was drinking C G and I gave some sauce to my bestest friend for cooking C G Am F and I gave water to all I thought were thirsty C G C and that's how I learned how to survive C C F and I gave some money to my bank for safe keeping C G and I gave some money to my landlord he was needing it C G Am F and I gave attention to the TV that was bleeding C G C and that's how I learned how to survive C C If you ain't got the do re mi boys C G If you ain't got the do re mi C F Well you'd better go back to beautiful Texas C G C Oklahoma Kansas Georgia Tennessee C California is a garden of eden C F a paradise to live in or see C G Am F but believe it or not you won't find it so hot C G C If you ain't got the do re mi C C F and I just ripped off a man named Woodie Guthrie C G and I bought a restaurant for his son named Alice C G Am F and I fed false information to the audience C G C and that's how I learned how to survive C C F and I give a thank you to my father for leaving me C G and I give a finger to my step father for beating me C G Am F and I give props to myself for achieving C G C goddamn I'm glad that I survived C G C goddamn I'm glad that I survived C C F and I just handed you a giant load of gibberish C G and I give love to a lover quite deserving of it C G Am F and I give thanks to all of you for listening C G C to the story of how we all learned how to survive