EVEN THOUGH YOU WERE BLACK, YOU LISTENED TO QUEEN YOU THOUGHT FREDDY WAS THE CUTEST GUY YOU'VE EVER SEEN YOU WENT BACKSTAGE AND GOT FUCKED IN THE ASS YOU TOOK A HIV TEST EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY EASY E. GOT HIV FROM FREDDY MERCURY YOU WENT TO DINNER, FREDDY WORE A LEASH YOU ATE FRIED CHICKEN, FREDDY ATE QUICHE NOW FREDDY'S DEAD AND HE'S IN HEAVEN AT HIS WAKE YOU ATE WATER MELON