Performed by adam sandler, alan covert, and jon rosenberg 6 what's the matter honey, are you not feeling well? It's okay, momma will take care of you Not really sick, but don't you know I still say I am Dad just mumbles, there goes my girlie son acting up again How could you be my kid Mom knows I'm faking it But she understands what'll happen if I go The last four days The tough guys have been on a roll They show him no mercy Plenty of name calling And pushing my head in the toilet bowl They call him a loser But they won't get their hands on me today 'cuz home with momma is where I'm gonna stay We're pickin' daisies Who cares about them anyway Pickin' daisies They'll all be working for you someday Pickin' daisies They're just jealous of you Pickin' daisies Next year you'll go to private school Can't play sports or games I'm only really good at reading He can't catch a football Apparently that's not too cool That's why my nose is usually bleeding Plus they give him fat lips At this time yesterday, my underwear was over my head But I'll be safe today, I know 'cuz momma said We're pickin' daisies Who really cares what they think Pickin' daisies You should talk about it with your shrink Pickin' daisies They'll all end up in jail Pickin' daisies Marshall's is having a sale I know tommorrow it'll all start up again He'll be greeted with a head-lock And all I can do is sit and pray for the weekend But I know when I'm older I'll look back and laugh At all those kids who pulled my pants down And took that photograph 'cuz we'll be through with kickball We'll all be weak and slow But I will be the only one With a magic place to go Pickin' daisies You're better off in the end Pickin' daisies Who cares, I'll be your friend Pickin' daisies You can always count on me Pickin' daisies I made you some iced tea Pickin' daisies Dasies Pickin' daisies Dasies Pickin' daisies Dasies Pickin' daisies Dasies Pickin' daisies You are too very handsome, just not in a traditional way When I was a kid, we didn't have video games, we had pinball, but I could learn Well, they're just upset that they don't have earmuffs You can come to aerobics class with me and wathc, all the ladies love you Who needs brand name shirts? yours is the same thing without a fancy tag Why don't you go to sleep? and when you wake up, then I'll play you the eddie fisher record