Performed by adam sandler, rob schneider, david spade, jennifer lien, andrew leeds, meghan andrews, and robert smigel [silverware clicking] M1: can you pass the beats please? F1: here you go M1: thanks Brad: hey mom, guess what? I got invited to a party tonight! and I'm gonna go if that's ok with you. Mom: nooo!! Brad: why not mom? F1: yeah, why mom? he should go. Brad: it's gonna be fun. I'll get to meet new people... Mom: they're all gonna laugh at you! Brad: oh mom... Mom: they're all gonna laugh at you! F1: don't wory brad. F2: hey mom, I saw this great skirt at the mall today, but it was $34, which isn't that high of a price, but I was nervous to buy it. what do you think? Mom: nooo!! F2: really? I really like it... Mom: they're all gonna laugh at you! F2: oh mom, who is? Mom: they're all gonna laugh at you! F2: mom, you're so paranoid. Mom: nooo!! M3: hey mom, I gotta get up pretty early tommorrow for little league try-outs. Mom: nooo!! M3: yeah, I have to be at the field at 9 o'clock... Mom: they're all gonna laugh at you! M3: do you think you could drop me off there? ... Mom: they're all gonna laugh at you! M3: how am I gonna get there? Mom: they're all gonna laugh at you! M3: I'll walk I guess. Mom: nooo!! Cindy: mom, can you pass the salad dressing? Mom: nooo!! Cindy: please? Mom: nooo!! Cindy: come on, mom. Mom: nooo!! Brad: I'll get it for you cindy. Cindy: thanks brad. Mom: they're all gonna laugh at you! Cindy: thanks for the tip, ma. Mom: they're all gonna laugh at you! Brad: hey everyone, let's just go out for ice cream. Mom: nooo!! Brad: why are we eating inside? it's a beautiful night. we need to get out more. Mom: nooo!! Cindy: mother, brad is right. Mom: nooo!! Cindy: we should go out, it'll be fun. Mom: nooo!! Cindy: come on, let's go, I could go for some maple walnut. Mom: they're all gonna laugh at you! M3: yeah, we haven't gone out together in a long time. Mom: nooo!! Cindy: you wanna come dave? Mom: nooo!! Dave: no, I'll hang out with mom. M1: you sure? Mom: they're all gonna laugh at you! Dave: yeah, go without me. M3: all right, see you guys later. Mom: they're all gonna laugh at you! Dave: how are you, mom? great meal tonight. sure is... you sure know how to cook! boy, oh boy, you're quite a lady. say mom, uhm, can I go canoeing next weekend with my friend barry? Mom: nooo!! Dave: please? Mom: they're all gonna laugh at you! Dave: mom, you're over reacting! Mom: they're all gonna laugh at you! Dave: why are you so overprotective!? Mom: they're all gonna laugh at you! Dave: mom! I'm going to the ice cream place! you're just so set in your ways it drives me crazy! [bangs on the table, gets up] Mom: they're all gonna laugh at you! [screen door closes] Mom: they're all gonna laugh at him!