Stop! I coulda been a brain surgeon I coulda been a pharmacist I gave a shot at radio revivalist And with the boss man I never been missed Me so stupid Me so stupid Me so stupid What is my IQ What is my intelligent quotient? I coulda been the Golden Gate Bridge Or Einstein's nemesis I coulda been the derby jockey But it's all come down to this Me so stupid Me so stupid Me so stupid What is my IQ What is my intelligent quotient? I coulda been Las Vegas I coulda built a drop top Rolls Royce Coulda been the president of the world Coulda had Ali on the ropes Coulda had Miss August - again Coulda had Miss May - again Coulda had Miss September - again But I waited till December Man oh man Me so stupid Me so stupid Me so stupid What is my IQ? What is my intelligent quotient? That's so wrong