Everything I'll tell you's gonna be made out of paper Oh how much I love you in the deparment store Everything I'll buy for you's gonna be made out of paper Oh how much I want you in the department store CHORUS I like these paper flowers so much I like you hanging around drunk so much I like you hanging around naked so much Everything I'll sing you's gonna be made out of rubber Oh how much I love you in the supermarket Things I'll whisper to you at night gonna be made out of rubber Oh how much I love you in the supermarket CHORUS Every single thing I've told you's turned into cardboard I've just given you a kiss, cutie alligator Every single thing I've stuck in you has turned green. Wish I headn't held so close my cardboard doll. --------------------------------------------------------------------