Christmas comes just once a year (I got a baby doll) With all its yuletide joy and cheer (I got a football) But theres one thing Id like to say... Is that I hate christmas day (I got a rock!) Its time for everybody to have a christmas party Everyone but me Ill step outside boycott your office party No secret santa for me Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway Cuz I dont wanna go, where happy days are snow Id rather stay where frosty melts in the sun July 4 parade A lynchburg lemonade An alcohol a day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing) Chorus Deck the halls with bells of holly tis the season to be jolly but, I hate christmas Im glad it only comes one time a year Its time for everybody to head out christmas shopping Everyone but me Ill stay inside No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me And it makes my gifts so easy to hide I dont wanna go where shopping lines are slow I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day An alcohol a day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing) Chorus Deck the halls with bells of holly tis the season to be jolly but, I hate christmas Im glad it only comes one time a year It was the night before christmas and all through the house All the creatures was chillin like flint drinkin stout I woke from my sleep, heard here comes the boom I knew that santa would be comin soon On dascher on donner, commit, on blitzen I yelled shut up yall, but they wouldnt listen And then he came down with his belly of jello He says "where the ladies at cuz Im a real jolly fellow" Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight Merry christmas to all, and to all a super deeky duper fly night Chorus Deck the halls with bells of holly tis the season to be jolly but, I hate christmas Im glad it only comes one time a year Chorus Deck the halls with bells of holly tis the season to be jolly but, I hate christmas Im glad it only comes one time a year Cuz I hate christmas, Im glad it only comes one time a year Cuz I hate christmas, Im glad it only comes one time a year