Theres too many cooks in the kitchen Theres too many minds on the job Theres too many cooks in the kitchen Everybody wants a piece of the action Cooking the books and getting their fractions wrong What we need is law and order Everybody knows Cant have chiefs without the injuns Stepping on their toes Theres too many cooks in the kitchen Theres too many daps in the pie Theres too many cooks in the kitchen Everybody needs a place in the rat race Playing games of power, its only a cat chase Too many too many too many etc. Too many cooks in the kitchen [by the colonel]