Ive got a private eye to see if youve a mother Ive got a private eye to find out where you go Ive got a private eye to see if youve a lover Ive got a private eye to tell me what you know You really should tread much more careful Or youre going to get a stareful from my private eye Ive got a private eye to search the seas and skies Ive got a private eye to follow you around Ive got a private eye to tear off your disguise Ive got a private eye to make you look just like a clown You really should... Ive got a private eye to see if youve a mother... It nearly stopped my heart from beating When I found out you were meeting my private eye