Tending my fruit, tending my fruit Ah youve got to have a hobby A man must have a shed to keep him sane Spraying my buds, spraying my buds Got to keep away diseases I mix the poisons and the wife dont complain Some people say That I am out of my tree Or just a strawberry fool Someday theyll see til then Ill blow you a raspberry cos apples and pears are me So Im tending my fruit And I dont give a hoot cos it keeps me sane, it keeps me sane Some people say That I am out of my tree Or just a strawberry fool Someday theyll see til then Ill blow you a raspberry cos apples and pears are me So Im tending my fruit, tending my fruit Ah youve got to have a hobby A man must have a shed to keep him sane To keep him sane, to keep him sane, to keep him sane Oh the wife cant complain To keep him sane, to keep him sane, yeah keeps him sane Yeah to keep him sane, to keep him sane, yeah it keeps him sane