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Where's The Beer_ - Stone Cold Steve Austin



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Jim: Hey Steve, Welcome to the studio. Glad you to be here today. 
Stone Cold: Yeah, I'm glad to be here. Got everything ready right? 
Jim: I got everything ready, just like we spoke on the phone. 
Stone Cold: Uh, Where.. 
Jim: Just like you told me. 
Stone Cold: Where's the beer? 
Jim: Um.. You didn't mention beer. 
Stone Cold: I specifically mentioned beer, how you expect me to record a record without no beer? 
Jim: Sorry, sorry my mistake I'll get some beer? 
Stone Cold: It have happened to anybody ok? Maybe I shouldn't be so hard on you it's kind of early in the morning. 
Jim: It's 3 o'clock in the afternoon Steve. 
Stone Cold: What are you saying? 
Jim: I, no it's just. Hey, lets listen to the track I think you're going to be happy. 
Stone Cold: Good, I been looking forward to it. Hard n' Heavy right? 
Jim: Hard n' Heavy, but a... you know a kinda going for a sensative side of Steve Austin... and just take a 

listen see what you think. 
Stone Cold: Sensative side? 
Jim: Well just take a listen. 
Stone Cold: Alright I'll take a listen, but but I told you Hard n' Heavy. 
Jim: It's really Hard n' Heavy. 
Stone Cold: Ok, good. 
Jim: What you think? Good aye? 
Stone Cold: Good? Your kidding me right? 
Jim: No? 
Stone Cold: Man I told you Hard n' Heavy I told you Rock n' Roll! 
Jim: Well Steve, that was.. 
Stone Cold: That wasn't Rock n' Roll! 
Jim: It's just another look at Stone Cold Steve Austin. 
Stone Cold: Hmmm?? 
Jim: Broaden broaden broaden your character you know? 


Stone Cold: Yes yes yes a different look at Stone Cold Steve Aus.. I'm not looking for a different look at Stone 

Cold steve Austin! 
Jim: ... 
Stone Cold: I told you what I wanted! 
Jim: Ok... 
Stone Cold: That's not what I wanted, clearly that's not what I wanted! 
Jim: Sorry...what would make it more to your liking? 
Stone Cold: You want me to show you something? 
Jim: Yeah, why don't you... 
Stone Cold: Which guitar can I use? 
Jim: The 6 string Acoustic Guitar over there laying right next to you on the guitar stand. 
Stone Cold: Jim, an Acoustic Guitar has no place on this track! 
Jim: Well, well you know if you play... it hard, sometimes it amazing the depth you can get playing the Acoustic. 
Stone Cold: So now your going to tell me Stone Cold Steve Austin how to play the Acoustic Guitar, and if I play 

it harder, if I twang the strings harder, that's going to make it sound more Rock n' Roll, more violent!? 
Jim: Yeah... Why don't you just pick up the guitar and see what you think. 
Stone Cold: Ok, let me pick up the Acoustic Guitar and we'll see what happens. 
Stone Cold: Ha Ha Ha! 
Did you see, did you see the way my foot ran right through the strings and crashed in right through it all. 
Jim: Yeeaah, I did... yeah I saw that. 
Stone Cold: 

I'm sorry but, it's jus so funny!! 
Hey, look at it this way Jim, it was an antique now you can go out and buy you a new one. Why you sit here and 

play this old pile of shit, when you can go buy you a brand new one. 
Jim: That's a good point. 
Stone Cold: Charge it to Vince. Ha ha HA!
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