Man this is ridiculous. Zack Gowen versus me? Two minutes ago you wanted my autograph on a Word Life ringer tee. Are you stupid? I just beat the Undertaker man! I can handle the Last Ride, you can't handle the last stand. Only offense you got is a plastic leg drop, And whether you like it or not homie, you feeling hip hop. You're still good for two things, and one is being a waste of space, The other is being a perfect partner in a three-legged race. But that's ok. We got something in common Zack, but I can pull off the trick, I got one leg. I don't need a fake, I'll put a boot on my D***!
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