[ Предположительная тональность: E ] E Many many years ago B When I was twenty three B7 I was married to a widow E Who was pretty as could be E7 This widow had a grown-up daughter F#m Had hair of red F# My father fell in love with her B And soon the two were wed E This made my dad my son-in-law B And changed my very life B7 My daughter was my mother E 'Cause she was my father's wife E7 To complicate the matters F#m Even though it brought me joy F# I soon became the father B Of a bouncing baby boy E My little baby then became B A brother-in-law to dad B7 And so became my uncle E Though it made me very sad E7 For if he was my uncle F#m That also made him the brother F# Of the widow's grown-up daughter B Who, of course, was my step-mother E I'm my own grandpa F#m B I'm my own grandpa E It sounds funny I know A But it really is so E B A E I'm my own grandpa E My father's wife then had a son B That kept them on the run B7 And he became my grandchild E For he was my daughter's son E7 My wife is now my mother's mother F#m And it makes me blue F# Because although she is my wife B She's my grandmother too E I'm my own grandpa F#m B I'm my own grandpa E It sounds funny I know A But it really is so E B A E I'm my own grandpa E Now, if my wife is my grandmother B Then, I am her grandchild B7 And every time I think of it E It nearly drives me wild E7 For now I have become F#m The strangest case you ever saw F#7 As the husband of my grandmother B I am my own grandpa E I'm my own grandpa F#m B I'm my own grandpa E It sounds funny I know A But it really is so E B A I'm my own grandpa Repeat Chorus