Little Billy was the fattest kid in his class Always the last in line All the other little kids would laugh at him Said he'd die before his time Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Little Billy didn't mind Most of the kids smoked cigarettes Just to prove that they were cool The teacher didn't know about the children's games And Billy always followed the rules Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Little Billy didn't mind Billy was big on the outside But there's an even bigger man inside