I'm never satisfied with three meals a day While the world is sleeping I'll be munching away Gonna sneak into the kitchen, gonna tiptoe down and turn on the light Right, yeah, if no one's around to see you It don't matter if you snack all night A million chicken bones are under my bed A pile of Twinkie wrappers all 'round my head Jelly doughnuts to the left of me Got a bag of chocolate chips on the right Right, yeah, if you don't mind the calories It don't matter if you snack all night