Everywhere, I see them there I stop and stare at patterns I don't care, I must declare I've got a flair for patterns On my hair, the clothes I wear My savoir faire is patterns All I see is patterns The patterns that repeat Let's go into the bathroom I know we're in a room where you would not expect much math Usually you're in here for a shower or a bath But if you gaze upon the floor, and if you're kinda smart You'll see the repetition is like geometric art Wow, haha Look Everywhere, I see them there I stop and stare at patterns I don't care, I must declare I've got a flair for patterns On my hair, the clothes I wear My savoir faire is patterns All I see is patterns The patterns that repeat Hey! A polkameister like myself never has to be bored I just grab my ax and play some patterns on my keyboard Now's the time for earplugs if you care about your health So stand back, everybody, I'm gonna express myself Look at this, patterns I've got blisters on my fingers Woo, hey, aw, get down Yeah, help me, somebody, woo Still there? Okay Next time you find yourself at an exciting polka party You can make some patterns with your feet and with your body If you don't know the steps yet, here's the gang with all the answers Ladies and gentlemen, introducing, the "Weird Al" Polka Dancers Here they are Everywhere, we see them there We stop and stare at patterns We don't care, we must declare We've got a flair for patterns On our hair, the clothes we wear Our savoir faire is patterns All we see is patterns The patterns that repeat Wallpaper, skyscrapers, funny papers, patterns Evergreens, nouvelle cuisine, human beings, patterns Garden rakes, wedding cakes, rattlesnakes, patterns Golden wheat, little feet, my heartbeat I gotta stop Patterns, patterns, patterns, patterns