Pigeons are such reprehensible things Some critics, I'm told, call them rodents with wings They terrorize folks with their constant dive-bombing Which some find distasteful and some quite alarming But still they fulfill an invaluable need They give old men on park benches something to feed In return for this honor, all they ask is that you Allow them to soil the occasional statue
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