There's something weird in the fridge today I don't know what it is Food I can't recognize My roommate won't throw a thing away I guess it's probably his It looks like it's alive... And livin' in the fridge... livin' in the fridge Livin' in the fridge... livin' in the fridge There's something dross in the fridge today It's green and growin' hair It's been there since July If you can name the object In that baggie over there Then mister, you're a better man than I It's livin' in the fridge You can't stop (dysentary) the mold from growin' (dysentary) Livin' in the fridge Can't tell what (dysentary) it is at all (dysentary) Livin' in the fridge You can't stop (dysentary) the mold from growin' (dysentary) Livin' in the fridge Tell me, do you think it should be carbon dated Fumigated or creamated and buried at sea? You try to save a little bit of you're home cookin' Couple weeks later, got a scary-lookin' specimen It always happens my friend Again & again & again & again Somethin' stinks in the fridge today And it's been rottin' there all week It could be liver cake or wooly mammoth steak Well, maybe I should another peek... Livin' in the fridge You can't stop (dysentary) the mold from growin' (dysentary) Livin' in the fridge Can't tell what (dysentary) it is at all (dysentary) Livin' in the fridge You can't stop (dysentary) the mold from growin' (dysentary) Livin' in the fridge Livin' in the fridge Don't know what it is, don't know what it is Livin' in the fridge Don't know what it is, don't know what it is Livin' in the fridge Don't know what it is at all Livin' in the fridge, yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
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