I Can't Watch This [U Can't Touch This/M.C. Hammer/1990] I can't watch this. I can't watch this I can't watch this. I can't watch this My my my my TV makes me so bored Makes me say oh my Lord What is this garbage here? Wanna cover my eyes and plug my ears It sucks, and that's no lie It's about as much fun as watching paint dry Lowers my IQ one notch And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch I told you homeboy...I can't watch this Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know I can't watch this Poke out my eyes, man...I can't watch this Yo, gimme that remote control...I can't watch this Talkin' bout sick shows There's America's Funniest Home Videos I can't believe my eyes When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize Somebody's poor old mom Falls down off the roof, lands right on the lawn Face first on a rake I hear they got it on the seventeenth take That's funny as a kick in the crotch And that kinda show, uh, I can't watch Yo, I told you...I can't watch this Change the channel now, man...I can't watch this Yo, pass the TV Guide over here, sucker...I can't watch this Cosby show and Roseanne Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can Judge Wopner, oh my You gotta be Rainman to like this guy Thirtysomething's all right If you like hearing yuppies whining all night Can't stand Twin Peaks Wish they'd lynch those donut-eatin' freaks Those Siskel and Ebert bums Oughtta go home and just sit on their thumbs That's word because you now...I can't watch this I can't watch this Break it down!
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