Free Delivery by Al Yankovic Lyrics: Late at night, you're hungry You're craving some pizza Let me be the one that you call Olive or anchovy Perhaps pepperoni Anything you want, we've got it all Near, far, I'll jump in my car You just call in your order and I'm gone You know, we hand toss our dough Just tell me what you want and the toppings will go on and on Deep dish, whatever you wish Even get two for one with a coupon You must try our special crust But just don't eat too fast or your heartburn will go on and on Free Delivery was written for the Touring With Scissors tour and is officially unreleased. It is a parody of "My Heart Will Go On (Love Theme From Titanic)" originally written by James Horner and original performed by Celine Dion with original lyrics by "Weird Al" Yankovic.
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