I had a pizza, Covered with cheese. I wrapped it all up in aluminum foil, Stuck it back in the freeze. Look at my crust now, See what I mean. It's getting all wrinkled, And my pepperoni is hairy and green. Ah, 'cause it's moldy now, It got moldy fast. How can I Make leftovers last, make leftovers last? I was so hungry, What could I do? I finished the pizza And topped it all off with some mystery stew. Now I feel kinda queasy, Yeah, yeah, what can I say? So I called my physician To wish him that he'd make a house call today.