[ Предположительная тональность: D ] Foil Weird Al Tuned half step down [Verse 1:] A I never seem to finish all my food G D I always get a doggie bag from the waiter A So I just keep what's still unchewed G D And I take it home, save it for later [Pre-Chorus:] A But then I deal with fungal rot, bacterial formation Microbes, enzymes, mold and oxidation G D I don't care, I've got a secret trick up my sleeve A I never bother with baggies, glass jars, tupperware containers Plastic cling wrap, really a no-brainer G D I just like to keep all my flavors sealed in tight [Chorus:] A With aluminum foil (foil) Never settle for less G That kind of wrap is just the best D To keep your sandwich nice and fresh A Stick it in your cooler (cooler) Eat it when you're ready G But maybe you'll choose (you'll choose, you'll choose, you'll choose) D A refreshing herbal tea [Sip] Mmm, lovely! [Verse 2:] A Oh, by the way, I've cracked the code G D I've figured out these shadow organizations A And the Illuminati know G D That they're finally primed for world domination [Pre-Chorus:] A And soon you've got black helicopters coming 'cross the border Puppet masters for the New World Order G D Be aware: there's always someone that's watching you A And still the government won't admit they faked the whole moon landing Thought control rays, psychotronic scanning G Don't mind that, D I'm protected cause I made this hat [Chorus:] A From aluminum foil (foil) Wear a hat that's foil lined G In case an alien's inclined D To probe your butt or read your mind G Looks a bit peculiar ('culiar) Seems a little crazy G But someday I'll prove (I'll prove, I'll prove, I'll prove) D There's a big conspiracy