You know my baby likes burping You know my baby's kinda nauseating [burps] My little vulgar one is so gross 'Cause when I hold her in my arms so close she goes [burps] And out in public it's embarrassing She'll burp at anyone or anything She's so revolting and disgusting And repulsive to me, yeah My little lady's so obnoxious Today she walked onto a Greyhound bus goin' [burps] And then a couple hours later My baby's in a crowded elevator [burps] That little filthy pig is so obscene I'm really glad she doesn't like beans She's so revolting and disgusting And repulsive to me, yeah Oh, I wonder what's her trip Oh, she'd better can it quick Oh, I think I'm gonna be sick If baby does it anymore I think I'll just pretend like I don't know her [burps] You know my baby likes burping You know my baby is really sickening [burps] That's enough, that's it [record scratch]