[ Предположительная тональность: C ] SONG: Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer ARTIST: Andrew Lloyd Webber From the musical, Cats Dm6 Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer Dm6 We're a notorious couple of cats C6 As knockabout clowns, quick-change comedians G7 Tight-rope walkers and acrobats Dm6 We have an extensive reputation Dm6 We make our home in Victoria Grove C6 That is merely our centre of operation A7 Dm6 For we are incurably given to rove Dm6 - A7 - Dm6 We are very well known in Cornwall Gardens Dm6 In Launceston Place and in Kensington Square C6 We have really a little more reputation A7 Than a couple of cats can very well bear A7 Dm6 If the area window is found ajar Dm6 And the basement looks like a field of war C6 If a tile or two comes loose on the roof, G7 Which presently fails to be waterproof Dm6 If the drawers are pulled out from the bedroom chest Dm6 And you can't find one of your winter vests C6 Or after supper one of the girls G7 Suddenly misses her Woolworth pearls F The family will say, "It's that horrible cat! Was it Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer?" A7 And most of the time they leave it at that Eb9 - A7 - Eb9 - A7 - Eb9 A7 Dm6 Dm6 Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer have a very unusual gift of the gab C6 We are highly efficient cat burglars as well G7 And remarkably smart at a smash and grab Dm6 We make our home in Victoria Grove Dm6 We have no regular occupation C6 We are plausible fellows, and like to engage A7 A friendly policeman in conversation A7 Dm6 When the family assembles for Sunday dinner Dm6 With their minds made up that they won't get thinner C6 On Argentine joint, potatoes and greens G7 And the cook would appear from behind the scenes Dm6 And say in a voice that is broken with sorrow, Dm6 "I'm afraid you must wait and have dinner tomorrow! C6 For the joint has gone from the oven like that!" F The family will say, "It's that horrible cat! Was it Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer?" A7 And most of the time they leave it at that Ebm Ebm Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer have a wonderful way of working together C# And some of the time you would say it was luck Ab7 And some of the time you would say it was weather Ebm6 We go through the house like a hurricane Ebm6 And no sober person could take his oath C# Was it Mungojerrie or Rumpelteazer? Bb7 Or could you have sworn that it mightn't be both? Ebm6 And when you hear a dining room smash Ebm6 Or up from the pantry there comes a loud crash C# Or down from the library there comes a loud ping Ab From a vase that was commonly said to be Ming F# Then the family will say: "Now which is which cat? It was Mungojerrie and Rumpelteazer!" Bb7 And there's nothing at all to be done about that! Eb