(Nick Nixon - Don Earl) I wish I had button eyes and red fat nose Shaggy cotton skin and just one set of clothes Sittin' on a shelf in a local department store With no dreams to dream and nothin' to be sorry for. I wish I was a Teddy Bear Not living or loving, nor going nowhere I wish I was a Teddy Bear And I'm wishin' that I hadn't fallen in love with you. I wish I had a wooden heart and a sawdust mind Then your mem'ry wouldn't come around hurtin' all the time I'd have a sewed on smile and a painted twinkle in my eye And I never would've ever had to learn how to cry. I wish I was a Teddy Bear Not living or loving, nor going nowhere I wish I was a Teddy Bear And I'm wishin' that I hadn't fallen in love with you. I wish I had a string you could pull to make me say Hi, I'm Teddy ain't it a lovely day Then I'd know everytime I spoke the words were right And no one would know the mess I made of my life. I wish I was a Teddy Bear Not living or loving, nor going nowhere I wish I was a Teddy Bear And I'm wishin' that I hadn't fallen in love with you. And I'm wishing that I hadn't fallen in love with you...