(John Lennon - Paul McCartney) I once had a girl Or should I say she once had me She showed me her room, isn't it good Norwegian Wood? She asked me to stay And she told me to sit anywhere So I looked around And I noticed there wasn't a chair. I sat on a rug biding my time Drinking her wine We talked until two and then she said It's time for bed. --- Instrumental --- She told me she worked in the morning And started to laugh I told her I didn't And crawled off to sleep in the bath. And when I awoke I was alone This bird had flown So I lit a fire, isn't it good Norwegian Wood?...