It's the world's gone crazy cotillion The ladies are dancing alone 'Cos the sidemen all wanna be frontmen And the frontmen all wanna go home The Johnny Comelateleys are comin' in early The early birds showin' up late The straightmen all wanna be funny The funny men all wanna get straight The villains have turned into heroes The heroes have turned into heels The dealers all wanna be lovers And the lovers all wanna make deals [unverified] they ain't inherited nothin' The leaders are fallin' behind So I'm singin' my songs to the deaf men Dancing my dance to the blind It's the world's gone crazy cotillion The ladies are dancing alone 'Cos the sidemen all wanna be frontmen And the frontmen all wanna go home It's the world's gone crazy And ladies are dancin' and the sidemen And the frontmen, we'chome It's the world's gone crazy cotillion The ladies are dancing alone 'Cos the sidemen all wanna be frontmen And the frontmen all wanna go home It's the world's gone crazy cotillion The ladies are dancing alone 'Cos the sidemen all wanna be frontmen And the frontmen all wanna go home It's the world's gone crazy cotillion The ladies are dancing alone 'Cos the sidemen all wanna be frontmen And the frontmen all wanna go home ...