Mississippi Queen - you know what I mean Mississippi Queen - she taught me everything Way down around Vicksburg around Lousisiana way There's a cajun lady called the Mississippi Queen You know she was a dancer, she moved better on wine While the rest of those dudes where gettin' their kicks Buddy, beg your pardon, I was gettin mine Mississippi Queen - if you know what I mean Mississippi Queen - she taught me everything This lady she asked me if I would be her man You know that I told her I'd do what I can To keep her lookin pretty, buy her dresses that shine While the the rest of them dudes was makin their bread Buddy beg your pardon I was losing mine You know she was a dancer, she moved better on wine While the rest of those dudes where gettin there kicks Brother beg your pardon I was gettin mine Ohhhhh Mississippi Queen Look out, Helter Skelter! Wouah ha ha ha "Okay, put it up, let's see what we got" "Man, that one note is a fucking bitch..."