[ Предположительная тональность: Em ] Tuning: DGCFAd Chords: Em 022000 Am x02210 Asus2add11+ 021200 Intro: Em Em I was alone and I needed a date. Em Am I was takin' a walk to the cemetery gate when I, Am Em I saw a sign, it said, "For a good time, Em take a left down at tombstone number 8." Em Went through the gateway and I'm pretty sure I Em Am Saw some eyes peeking out of a sepulture, I Am Em Took a step into the tomb of ill repute. Em That's where I met her, the zombie prostitute. Chorus (ladadadadaa etc.) Em Am Em Am Em Am Em Am Em Asus2add11+ Em Em I grabbed her left breast and I'm pretty sure I tore it. Em Am I said, "Go down," but she didn't have the stomach for it. Am Em Her teeth fell out and her tounge fell out to boot. Em But all in all she was a rotten kind of cute. Em Well I was tense it was plain to see. Em Am A sort of rigor mortis was comin' over me. Am Em I didn't want to see it but I just had to believe it. Em I had a stiffy for the stiff in front of me. Chorus (ladadadadaa etc.) Em Am Em Am Em Am Em Am Em Asus2add11+ Em Em Now I'm fallin' apart from my head down to my toes. Em Am I don't know which of my organs is the next to go. Am Em I've been such a sleaze since she gave me the disease. Em Wouldn't you know now I'm a zombie gigolo. Em I took my first client on a date. Em Am We took a walk to the cemetery gate. Am Em I got under her slip, but then I heard a rip. Em I pulled it out and I said, "Baby keep the tip." Chorus (ladadadadaa etc.) Em Am Em Am Em Am Em Am Em Asus2add11+ Em Asus2add11+ Asus2add11+ Morally I'm destitute, in the tomb of ill repute. Asus2add11+ Asus2add11+ Em She's a rotten kind of cute for a zombie prostitute. NB: I based this on Voltaire's live album and being in the front row of seeing him live myself XD The trickiest bit was finding the Asus2add11+, which I only got by being literally within arms reach of his fretboard, if I named the chord incorrectly then my guitar software has failed me, but the fingering at the top is correct. Have a listen to the live track on http://www.voltaire.net/music/ (or on youtube) to find the strumming rhythms and enjoy! :)