[ Предположительная тональность: G ] Tuning is D Standard [D,G,C,F,A,D] G Oh and Now G The end is near G D And I face that final curtain G So good-bye to strife C This is the last dance of my life G D G Lord of this I'm certain G I've been a sinner. G I've been a saint. G D Done both good and evil deeds. G C Oh, but in the end, I was good to my friends G D G and that's good enough for me. G Oh good Lord, they say all souls you forgive. D Well if that's true then why G does there need to be a hell? G C Hey, what's that sulfur-y smell? G D G Now I can feel, the fire, creepin' up my thigh. G I'm going to Hell in a handbasket. D It's a Bohemian Rhapsody. G C Oh, Galileo, mamma mia, Scaramouche, Scaramouche. G D G Oh, Beelzebub's got a devil put aside for me. G I'm going to Hell in a handbasket. D With my flesh they'll make a feast. G C I'm gonna be there in that number. G D G That's 666, the number of the beast. G I'm going to Hell in a handbasket. D Well, at least I'll have a view. G C Oh, I will see the fire, through the rusty razor wire. G D G Oh, don't you worry, I saved a seat for You. G I'm going to Hell in a handbasket. D And I might like it that way. G C No, this ain't no lie, I'd rather be Kentucky Fried G D G Than alive and kicking in Jersey any day G I'm going to Hell in a handbasket. D I'd pray if I had the guile. G No, this ain't no fib C I'd rather be a splatter on the Devil's bib G D G 'Cause on my knees repentent ain't my style. G I'm going to Hell, in a handbasket. D Oh please don't pray for me. G C No I don't need to be saved, of the devil I ain't afraid. G D G There ain't nothin' he can do that ain't already been done to me. G I'm going to Hell in a handbasket. D And I'll have good company too. G C 'Cause if I was so bad, then there's no need to be sad. G D G 'Cause everybody else will be there too (including you)! [instrumental] G D G C G D G G Oh, good Lord, I only ask you forgive D The self-righteous who deceive G When your words they twist, C We both know Hell don't exist, G D G Except in the minds of the poor fools who believe