[ Предположительная тональность: D ] Artist: Voltaire Song: Future Ex Girlfriend Album: Boo Hoo (2002) CAPO 3 D A G Saw you on the street D A G We had to meet D A G I thought I should greet you D A G In just one week I would delete you D A G D A G D A G D A People say the stupidest things on their first date G Like "What's your real name?" D A G D A They reveal their ignorance but you adore them G So you just ignore them D A G Then came you raising the bar D A G Oh, you, you won't be undone D A G I looked into your eyes and much to my surprise, I A Saw there was nothing in there G 'Cos there's nothing between your ears but air D A G D There goes my future ex girlfriend A G She's as sweet as a rose D Yes, she is A G D She has such beautiful lips now A G If only they were closed A G A I love how you adore me, oh G But honey how you bore me A G Your life's such a wreck A And I've lost all respect I don't mean to surprise you G D It took me just one week to despise you D A G D A G A G A And I don't care that you're a model, no G 'Cos let me say it's clear to tell A That your brain is shot to Hell G And no one cares that you love Keanu A G Oh, what's the difference anyway A Everybody knows that he's gay Okay, I really don't know that G But let's face it he's too hot to be straight D A G D There goes my future ex girlfriend A G That girl's such a prize D Yes, she is A G D She'll be the Queen of the world for a day A G Or less in my eyes D A G D A G D A Perhaps I'll wear a suit G D When I give you the boot, oh A I hate to seem so superficial G D I just think i'll look more official D A G D There goes my future ex girlfriend A G She's as sweet as a rose D Yes, she is A G D She has such beautiful lips now A G If only they were closed D A G D There goes my future ex girlfriend A G That girl's such a prize D Yes, she is A G D She'll be the Queen of the world for a day A G Or less in my eyes D A G D A G End on D