[ Предположительная тональность: G ] So I'm a huge Voltaire fan and one of my favourite songs by him is "Bomb New Jersey" from is 2007 album Ooky Spooky. I couldn't find the chords for this so I played around and discovered this really simple way to play the song. So here it is, I hope this works! :) This is my first ever chords. Capo 5 C G There's a magical land I know C G A place where I grew up C G And I'd make a deal with the devil himself C D To see that place blown up C G There in that interesting land I know C G Where no one has a brain C G They all wear jeans that are acid-washed C D And yet they think I'm insane *pause* G I would get down on my knees and service the Japanese C 'Till I reek of old sushi but please G Bomb New Jersey I would happily kowtow to my new leader, Chairman Mao C I would even learn Chinese, just please G Bomb New Jersey D G Bomb New Jersey D G Bomb New Jersey G I would go tell Jong Ill Kim that they're making fun of him C In a Kimchi-hating town that's known G As New Jersey Better yet I've got a plan, I will convince Pakistan C That India can be found somewhere G In New Jersey C G New Jersey is a place where I grew up C G They pelted me with rocks and garbage C G I guess it's tough to be a fruit in the Garden State C D And if you have a sexy girlfriend then they're doubly irate G Oh I would climb a rocky crag and plant a Russian flag C On a smoldering hole once known G As New Jersey Oh it would be a tragic loss if both Bon Jovi and the Boss C Are somewhere out of state when the Danes G Nuke New Jersey C G It's a place named after a sweatshirt C G So what more can you expect, sir? C G And if you try to express you're individuality C They will throw you to the ground D And they'll kick you in the teeth D D Like they did to me C G The bombs go down on Morristown C G And Trenton's up in flames C G Newark we drowned then burned it down C D But Elizabeth still smells the same C G Many butts will breach on Monmouth Beach C G We'll erase Orange from site C G But before we leave this land I loathe C D G I bid New Jersey goodnight