[ Предположительная тональность: D ] Here's the tab with standard tuning for Voltaire's country song All Women Are Crazy. I'm a woman, but I love this song :P This song can be played with these chords NO CAPO or CAPO 1. It just depends on which is best for you. Hope this works. D All women are crazy G All men are dumb D 'Cos though we know they're crazy G We still want some D It's nothin' new G And it's sad but true D That we just can't quit 'em A And we can't live with 'em D What's a man to do? A Back in the Bible D There was a tree G Lord said to Adam, "Don't you eat that fruit" D He said, "Fine by me" But then along came Eve G Lookin' to do wrong D And on account of her curves A And his lack of nerves D Adam went along D 'Cos all women are crazy G All men are dumb D 'Cos though we know they're crazy G We still want some D It's nothin' new G And it's sad but true D That we just can't quit 'em A And we can't live with 'em D What's a man to do? A Take my old lady D I bought her a gown G We were fixin' to go out mixin' D Out on the town She said, "Do I look fat?" G I said, "Heck no! Just a little round" D A And since that day, I've walked this way D It hurts to sit down D 'Cos all women are crazy G All men are dumb D 'Cos though we know they're crazy G We still want some D It's nothin' new G And it's sad but true D That we just can't quit 'em A And we can't live with 'em D What's a man to do? *speaking part* D G Fellas, there comes a time in every woman's life D About once a month, to be exact When they get kinda ornery G Oh, they start kickin' and fussin' and fightin' and D We don't know what's wrong with them G But in a week or so, they generally come around And they'll look you right in the eye, too, and they'll say A G D "I'm sorry, honey, I was just PMSin'" G Now, ladies, I feel for you, I really do D It's not an easy thing to go through G But since we already know the outcome I'd like to propose a little experiment D Boys, the next time your woman gets crazy G Oh say, about a month from now D I want you to just look her right in the eye and ask her A G "Honey, are you sure you're not just PMSin'?" (pause) Then you better grab your balls and run for the hills D *singing again* A When I met my lady D And asked for her hand G She was the calmest and the sweetest girl D In all the land But then the ring went on G And she went all wrong D A Like a midnight thriller, she went BrideZilla D G She spat pea soup and become a killer D She ate three kids A And my auntie's wig D And the pastor's dog *pause* Why?! D 'Cos all women are crazy G All men are dumb D 'Cos though we know they're crazy G We still want some D It's nothin' new G And it's sad but true D That we just can't quit 'em A And we can't live with 'em D You just can't shoot 'em G Or you'll end in prison D A And the biker from Hell, in your prison cell D Might take a shine to you End on D
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