Three women in thirty days Tell me seriously Our dating days Are over and done Are dead and gone It seems that no matter how much I drink I still seem to stay sober It seems that no matter how young I am I seem to still feel older Three men are going to hell Thirty women are going to jail Jonah swore he swallowed the whale Thirty thirsty women Three hundred women in three hour Told me boy forget the flowers Christ told a man called Legion Come into the fold and start preachin' Your devil days are over and gone Your weary days are dead and done