I can see by the look on your face that you've got ringworm. I'm very sorry but, I have to tell you that you've got ringworm. It's a very common disease. Actually, you're very luck to have ringworm 'cause you may have had somethin' else. Oooh, aaahhh... Uuunnnhhhaaahhnnn... You've got ringworm. Oooh-oooh, oooh, oooh-oooh, oooh, oooh-oooh....
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