Poorman, he just want a little Richman, wanna little bit more Superman, he looking for Lois Salesman, try and sell you his soul Fatman, he ordering seconds Pizzaman, just wanna slice Badman, looking for attention A goodman, he's hard to find Milkman, looking more like your daughter Strawman, don't have a leg to stand on Gayman, looking for another Candyman, yeah the candyman can Blackman, he looking for justice Whiteman, trying to get a tan Woman, she belong in first class Holyman, take me to the promise land Everyone looking for something Wanting their piece of the pie Searching for their slice of heaven I hotta have mine, yeah mine And you're the one I want The only one I want Yeah, the one I want The only one I want Boogieman, he giving me the creeps Sandman, kicking mud in your eye Pianoman, in the mood for a melody Strongman, yeah he knows how to cry Apeman, ain't nobody's uncle A luckyman don't always know who they are Deadman, living for tomorrow Wiseman, following a star I ain't saying I'm different Wanting my pie in the sky I'm just a little impatient Until I get mine, yeah mine