Germans -- go out ridin' with their ladies Germans -- in their elegant Mercedes Germans -- have a country that is scenic Germans -- drive from Hamburg down to Munich Germans -- like Fritz and Franz and Edeltraut Germans -- they eat a lot of sauerkraut Germans -- they like pretzels with teir wurst Germans -- they drik beer until they burst The say 'Guten Tag' and they say 'Auf wiedersehen' they race down the Autobahn through acid rain they take lots of Deutsch Marks right out of their pockets to buy russian vodka and american rockets Germans -- gave you Goethe, Mann and Schiller Germans -- and Franz Kafka was a thriller Germans -- brought you Mozart, Bach and Schumann Germans -- they're a little superhuman Germans -- have respect for law and order Germans -- live on both sides of the border Germans -- in Berlin they have a wall Germans -- for playing tennis it't too tall The blond german Fräulains are pretty, but vain you say 'Guten Tag' and they say 'Auf wiedersehen' they're very hard workers, from monday to friday make love an the weekends, and yodel like Heidi Jawohl -- living in Germany is very nice we're masters of war, we've tried it twice and now we're on standby for World War III prost and auf wiedersehen, Germany!