They came across, on 1 FM Two unattractive and untalented men They made us laugh, a little bit Although at times they were quite obviously sh... Shameful plagairists, and a wee bit pissed But all the same, they will be terribly missed Oh Mark and Lard, it's going to be quite hard To say goodbye to you is tearing us apart Now if you have a minute, why don't we go Talk about it on the Mark and Lard show Listen to the sound of lunatics So where do we go, after Mark and Lard go? After Mark and Lard go? Who dealt the card, the fatal blow? Who took away our favorite radio show? Show me the man, who pulled the plug And I will show you Britains biggest mug Oh Mark and Lard, it's going to be quite hard To say goodbye to you is tearing us apart Do you have to go, from our radio? You made us high, and now all we feel is low Now if you have a minute, why don't we go Talk about it on the Mark and Lard show Listen to the sound of lunatics So where do we go, after Mark and Lard go? After Mark and Lard go? Oh Mark and Lard, it's going to be quite hard To say goodbye to you is tearing us apart Do you have to go, from our radio? You made us high, and now all we feel is low Now if you have a minute, why don't we go Talk about it on the Mark and Lard show Listen to the sound of lunatics So where do we go, after Mark and Lard go? After Mark and Lard go? Where do Mark and Lard go?