tony's loaded, that's what tony says i drink champagne all day we know he's a farce; he talks out his arse... hey, hey tony told me how he made a mint a life of luxury we've heard it before, a cock n'bull story and i saw tony yesterday he says he's got no mates again what can he say, what can he do? if only tony knew tony owns a place in the sun he says that's how i got my tan but he's been spread on his mam's sunbed man tony owed me a fiver a year ago you'll get it back says he we know it ain't so cause he ain't got no money