Looking at her reflection, Ivy thought, I'll shock Don When I get my face lift, when I get my face lift done, You'll see, Don is gonna want to snog with me But they all grimace, an insult to the human race A wifey with Mick Jagger's face [Chorus:] Lurid lips, Ivy's...lurid lips Ivy's Ivy's, Ivy's lips are a bleedin' disgrace Lurid lips, Ivy's...lurid lips Ivy's Ivy Brennans gotta chipmunks Ivy's lips gotta chipmunks face Ivy took the chance Ordered her lip implants Now she worships her kingsize lips But her three grand gob Cost Ivy her job Now Ivy's lost her loot Ivy is destitute Ivy's lips got Ivy the boot [Chorus / Guitar Bit] Ivy Ivy... [Chorus]...Lurid lips...