Cheese and onion sandwiches on derby chinaware Fiddles and jigs and Woogie my dog and TV havin' a swear Takin' my dad for a pint or two A Sunday morning stroll Licorice pipes and baggy suits Glen Hoddle scorin' a goal Catchin' a pike and ridin' my bike on wooden wheels And a bowl of eels Yes... that's what I like, boy That's what I like Pie and mash and liquor Walking about in the rain William Brookes and comical looks Pianos, trams and trains Colds and cockles and thunderstorms Place on the wireless and now Grandfather clocks and coke and brandy Fountain pens and Pinot and Dante That's what I like, I said Hey, that's what I like Little pubs out in the country Mother Pearl and Bernard Faire The sound of a banjo Barbershop singing and having a kip in the chair Burnt on toast A beer from the wood and old Jerry Thomas' teeth Jerry and Chuck and cannon and ball A banjo pickin' Bill Keith And old bank loads Wood burnin' stoves and Shirley MacLaine In Petticoat Lane That's what I like, I said That's what I like, yes boy Yes, that's just, ohh Bubble and squeak and jumble says Little Richard and Jerry Lee Bonfire night and south and that's paddlin' in the sea Polished brass and copper Salvation Army bands Violins and old coat shins and colored elastic bands Tea in the mornin' and winter beginnin' and fishin' rods And frogs and sparrows are winning Yes that's what I like Hey that's what I like A day at the races Cover the bases Goin' doin bar-hoppin' in Kent A new pair of braces Little kids faces sleeping under the tin And wagons Chickens and pickin' blackberries and swallows and sledges And Devon and derries And haddock and trotters and horses and knickers And swatters and stickers And banjo And kippers Yeah, that's what I like, boy That's what I like