Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall Humpty dumpty had a great big fall All the kings horses and all the kings men Couldn't put Humpty together again Humpty dumpty and Betty Louise Stole a [sony?] and some Canembert cheese She said "Humpty baby, take me Oooh, yeah, take me to the river Cause I like the way it runs, yeah, Take me to the river You know I like the way it runs, yeah" He said, "Everything's going my way" He said, "Maybe it's my la-lucky day" And he said, "anything you want I can give" She said, "I wanna take your picture Just for me" He said, "Anything" She said, "Up there, baby Get on the wall babe" Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall And looked at her as he was falling All the kings horses and all the kings men Couldn't put Humpty together again Hey, Betty Louise Hey, Betty Louise She said, "I like custard in the summer, honey Oh yeah, what it takes to be queen Hey, what it takes to be queen What it takes to beoh