Artist: Too $hort Album: Raw, Uncut & X-Rated Song: Oakland, California (3x)oakland,california oakland california is the city of snakes pimps,pussy's,players and fakes loud mouth bitches who talk too much dick teasin bitches who never fuck sucka ass nigga fake as hell a man or a bitch I really can't tell some of you niggas need to quit show and tell nigga you ain't shit sayin I got this and I got that but when it comes to you I got no rap cause what I see is good for me and what I don't know just let it be bitches gamin workin extensions her hair ain't really but two inches bald head girls in the oakland world short afros and jheri curls nappy head niggas like myself get a bald head and say go to hell but your a snake your a worm bald head bitch you need a perm oakland california is the city of liers fresh barbed wires with vouge tires niggas tellin stories twenty minutes long and everything in it was smooth wrong I said why you wanna tell me I don't wanna know all I want is stereo rock homeboys kick it gettin keyed sold that mark some fake weed told that nigga here you go a big fat sack and you know it's premo a 20-dollar bill went to your hand you rushed that money to the coke man to the coke bottle was the next stop but you broke the bottle and cant smoke rock bass rocks bass rocks thats your daddy you better off smokin on a powdered cabby have a white christmas everyday cause coke can cabby is a too short way thats too s-h-o-r-t smoke more coke than Richard P have more money than michael jackson oakland can I get some action hey young tender in the 501's I love to see when you work your tongue suckin my dick in the back of the car rollin down skyline boulavard I said beeeeeeeyach what are you smokin a big fat dick in the big east oakland I seen my homey he needs to quit holdin hands with a bitch who looks like shit maybe i'm wrong by what I say maybe that nigga is gettin payed maybe that ain't bein used gettin fucked without collectin dues thats how I work all the time i'm too short baby got a fresh new rhyme for oakland,california thats the place homies got drugs all in yo face with the opd cruise down again niggas goin half off dubes and tens on any corner anywhere buy your drugs from a oakland player niggas sell squat callin it top cut cocaine get a big nigga rock crime went down murder went up and some of these turfs are tryin to get tuff whos the leader of the hour anybody livin if they push power M-16, 357 sendin these niggas to hell not heaven so much death in the oakland streets your nothin but a target sellin weed you know i'm rappin the honest truth niggas roll up shotin guns at you frettin your life and call you fake till you take your drugs to another state and sometimes man it's a pitty cause a nigga used to roll in the oakland city niggas who take do you know yourself you must be the nigga with all the wealth maybe one day you can own this town if everybody fucked and you are down thats how you see it I do too but I break bitches and you break crew oakland california is gettin tuff niggas got sceems for comin up niggas got ways to make big bank hit these streets like an army tank i'm too s-h-o-r-t spitin more game than you'll ever speak (music for 10 seconds) I got mo bitches wantin me cause i'm the best dam rapper from the oakland streets i'm the coldest MC on a microphone oakland,california wont leave it alone cause i'm on this mic rappin that game knockin off tapes like i'm sell cocaine fuckin these freaks indeffinetly i never stop fuckin you oakland freaks highschool bitches really like the way sir too short can rock the mic oakland,california thats the place freak freak bitch got alot of ways she got big fat tities size 38 im a fuck that bitch but I cant wait the young girl makes my body boil when I fuck that bitch im a drill for oil im a put cocaine all over my dick and tell that bitch it's time to lick east oakland thats where I live the city of the freak freak freaky bitch i spent the night with her she ain't mine i fuck that bitch so many times and that right there I could never fake i thought my god dam dick would break fuckin too much makes you hurt but I never stuck a bitch from putin in work all you bitches can suck me dry suckin my dick for the rest of your lives ok baby here we are were just two young freaks in the back of the car you are one who's the other it's sir too short that rappin ass brotha everytime I talk to you whatcha wanna know is it still cool and everytime what do I state your still my bitch thats everyday all you bitches cause i'm a hall and you baby girl my freaky doll i'm too short baby now i'm smokin another big cabby and i'm in east oakland not the west not the north it's the eastside baby i'm sir too short i can spit a rap and i'll create a sucka mc everyday niggas from oakland young and old runin round here keep off that dope singin my rap at the skating rink sucka mc do u know what I think you wanna be me so dam bad you wish that you could make my rap when I say short you say your name tellin your homies you rappin game but I sell tapes and niggas know you singin my rap in stereo some of you niggas ain't really shit and Tony G. is just a bitch why does Tony rap like me cause he ain't no pass high ? just sleep to the world on what I do grab a mic front you Tony G. you just can't have it nothin but little light skin oak faggot tryin to rap on the mic but too short baby is what they like