Well I run through the kitchen looked in the paper Said, "oh God almighty, mama, there it says a gator," come on, come on Every other day I got a gator on my lawn Well you dropped your groceries in the kitchen sink Went to work and made the bathroom stink, come on, come on Every other day I got a gator on my lawn Get with it mike! Well I jumped out of bed run across the street Asked my neighbor said, "wheres my meat? I had a red raw steak cant find it anywhere" He looked at me and said, "what the hell do I care? " come on Every other day I got a gator on my lawn Yeah I run in the kitchen looked in the paper Said, "oh God almighty, mama, there it says a gator," come on, come on Every other day I got a gator on my lawn Well every other day I got a gator on my lawn Every other day I got a gator on my lawn