Count Bass D (appears on the album Pre-Life Crisis) Chorus: Man...T-Boz tried to talk to me You don't have to believe me It may have been a big mistake And if it was my heart will break I'm serious...T-Boz tried to talk to me So have you ever heard of a group called TLC With hits like "Ain't 2 Proud 2 Beg" and "Baby-Baby-Baby" New Years Day of 1992 I was chilling With The Leaders Of The New At the Fox Theater venue Atlanta, Georgia where the girls don't ignore ya Geronimo had two girls... and said this one's for ya The two were close related... in fact sister kindred And I was scheming on a way to get her into bed 1992 when I was rhyming for fun Had the thickest new style...but no demo done I wasn't feeling down about my past situation I had only seen TLC on Video Vibrations Yes this was just before they blew up While I was gaming on the girl I had a chance to look up TLC walked in with my man Yusef Left Eye is the name because she played me to the left The girl I was with was silly... But I was trying to get on T-Boz any motherfucking way But what was I to say... Hey shit I was a nobody And nobody had ever heard of Count Bass-D Or TLC, but my despair turned into glee When T-Boz pushed up and introduce herself to me My heart went mushy...I know you don't believe me But T-Boz of TLC tried to talk to me Chorus Chorus Yeah I saw you on TV last week Hello, T-Boz my name is Count Bass D I was thinking last week while I was watching your video clip That when I got rich I'd have to kiss your lips That's how I wanted to step...but I had my doubts About her finding out about my lack of clout I guess she saw me with The Leaders and assumed I had a record deal But I was mesmerized with her sex appeal Rumors ran free that she loved Jodeci Who gives a fuck about K-Ci He's just as skinny as me Don't get me wrong...in singing songs nobody's better But I get around like 2Pac and chain letters But this time I slippped though...got played like a wimp though The Pharcyde said it fly she kept passing me by Not even Merrill Stubing could have played more friendly Huh...T-Boz tried to talk to me yo Chorus Chorus Last time y'all Females only step to niggas once in a while And you should react if she seems worthwhile T-Boz was a goddess I'm honest I wouldn't lie to ya But I procrastinated like a paper overdue I know you're saying he's just a crumb He couldn't get none But T-Boz was a female who was full of sincerity I know it sounds hard to believe And I could give a fuck if you believe me but T-Boz tried to talk to me