(TLC parody of the song "No Scrubs") Not available for purchase A hooch is a girl that thinks she's all that And also known as a hoochie Trynna get money from all these guys Cuz she gots a big bootie so (no) I'm not Captain Save a hoe I'm not giving you none of my dough Don't wanna give you nothin' (no) So girl don't waste my time Chorus: I don't want no hooch A hoochie get knocked in the head with The boot from me Hanging at the backstage at every concert Givin' up the punanie for free I don't want no hooch A hoochie get knocked in the head with The boot from me Hangin' at the backstage at every concert Givin' up the punnanie for free Said a hoochie shows her ass And she has no class And plus she's dirty and stinky She got weaves in her hair with no underwear And got stains like Monica Lewinsky (ewwww) So (no) I'm not Captain Save a hoe I'm not giving you none of my dough I'm not give you nothin' (no) So girl don't waste my time Chorus If you have fake nails and contact lenses Oh yes son I'm talking to you If you buy your clothes at Duran Square Oh yes son I'm talking to you If you have five kids with three different dads Oh yes son I'm talking to you I say you get happy from my money oh no I don't want no Hooooochies Hooooochies Hooooochies Hooooochies Chorus
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