(as performed on the 1999-2000 fanmail tour) Ladies and gentlemen Introducing crazy-sexy-cool Crazy What is crazy Something we find profound One having flaws or cracks untied Found mentally unbalanced deranged Psychopathic Insane You know they say theres a fine line Between genius and insanity Like the difference between Fine english and profanity Its like walking the tightrope between stormy and clear Through the eyes of left eye Here we go Have no fear Id like to introduce myself My name is crazy When I say "whats my name? " Yall say "crazy!" Chorus: Whats my name Crazy! My claim to fame is Crazy! Left eye better known as Crazy! Cuz when Im on the throne im Crazy! Now tell me how ya feel Crazy! Who is ya keepin it real wit Crazy! Whats the name of this song Crazy! It goes on and on like Crazy! As I hit you with this first line Get you with this nursery rhyme Left e-y-e psycho in the mind Gemini is my zodiac sign Feel the beat get ya mind Feel the track rewind When you see me throw up the l three times Yall got that The l three times Come on throw up the l three times Let me know that ya know your signs In numerology the number is 9 These bombshells comin more devine Now feel the energy Cuz now is the time for the crazy left eye to shine But ya know sometimes I just feel like A flower in the jungle It just kinda makes me wonder How I keep from goin under But then a light seems to pop into my head Speaking of lights anybody got a light Anybody got a house? Just kiddin Alright what we have here Is a string This string has been treated With nitroglycerine Do you guys have my light ready Alright yall ready Chorus Comin back with verse two Its the angelic being Some call me left eye Others call me crazy Sexy-cool But no fool Twenty-five million sold And thats the truth I thank you you you and you Just keep buyin baby I keep rhymin baby And tlc will keep climbin Tlc will keep climbin A visionary emcee in my own little world Arsonist yes its me Ill burn up your curl Take that get me back on the left hand side Youre feelin crazy lets rock But sometimes I just get this wild hair up my ass Squigets hand me my balls Not those sweaty stinking balls My juggling balls Chorus To accomodate this new geometry A rhyme thats desired A world premeire in the history of time is required The crooks wanted yesterday Wanna blaze the new way For you and I and the things we have to say So the new you to you Ill showcase a few Events with mania that makes no sense See Im a diamond in the rough Beautiful but tough Quick to call your bluff Think youve had enough Open up your mind Look what others have dared Let your light shine With a little savoir faire Im out all night Ill check the tunes and then its you Ima keep rhymin For my fans and my crew But sometimes I feel a little ebony And then ivory So I must expose The beethoven inside of me Move over buddy Chorus Give it up for left eye...
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